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Budget menu – gnocchi review

The only recipe from the 50 featured on the BBC’s Great British Budget Menu website that I had all the ingredients for was that for Gennaro Contaldo’s gnocchi.

When I say I had all the ingredients, I exaggerate. I didn’t have sage and instead opted for a mixture of fresh parsley and basil (growing on the window sill) and frozen wild garlic. I also didn’t have King Edward potatoes (too expensive), which proved to be a deal breaker.

The recipe seems to be a scaled down version of the posh gnocchi made for Jamie Oliver’s food tube. The original version utilises rice flour (as it is more absorbent), warns us against simply mashing the potatoes and finishes the dish off with fontina and parmesan. No such considerations for the precariat.

It was a lot of hassle to put the potatoes through a sieve (the ricer is broken). The potato dough was too sticky (possibly because our budget did not stretch to the recommended tatties). We lost hope that we would ever manage to get the gooey mass off the worktop but with a lot of flour (closer to 600g than the suggested 300) we succeeded. For a good 10 minutes, I was scared that I have just wasted a kilogram of potatoes and nearly as much flour. Also, it was quite late at night.

The gnocchi took a while to cook (possibly because there was so much flour in them). The butter turned out lovely though. Then we put it all in a roasting tin and into the oven for about 15 minutes to brown it as the oven was on anyway since the bread just came out. It didn’t brown but we were too hungry to care. We made the recipe for four people so had the leftovers the next day – it was quite tasty even cold.

Gennaro Cotaldo's gnocchi

Gennaro Cotaldo’s gnocchi

I had a lot of washing up to do (bowl, pot, frying pan, roasting tin). It took a while to scrub the worktop. I have to admit that I cursed Gennaro every step of the way. I’m sorry – I will always use King Edward potatoes for gnocchi from now on.

The dish turned out really nice – especially the herby butter. However, considering that for such a high price (I try not to think about the energy used) and a lot of work all I basically got is starch with some fat leaves me a bit disappointed. Next time, we won’t bother with gnocchi, we will simply use the herby butter on steamed veg. Hang on. Isn’t that what we have been doing before the Great British Budget Menu came along?

Let’s compare the calorific value of gnocchi and the ready meal we sometimes have (two potato waffles, two chicken burgers, half a can of mushy peas each). Our ready meal at 55p per portion is 515kcal (you put it in the oven for 20 mins and it’s ready). The gnocchi at 70p per portion is 665. So the “healthy” home cooked meal it is not saving me money, increases my calorie intake, does not provide me with a veg portion and requires a lot of work. Waffles 1 – GBBM 0.

New social classes

BBC is talking about social classes today. I took the test and I am really disappointed. For a survey presented to 160 thousand people, it is poorly constructed, for example:

Survey: How often do you eat out?

Me: Never

Survey: How much do you usually spend?

Me: Nothing. No n/a option so will just leave it blank.

Survey: Please choose one answer.

Me: Less than a fiver then.

Another example: what do you do. No option for people like me – used to work but cannot now and it might be that I never will. It’s either your most recent job or “never worked”.

Anyway, they say that there are now seven social classes depending on one’s economic, social and cultural capital. They never said what class I belong to. My scores were not surprising though:

  • low economic capital (low income, no savings, renting my flat)
  • low social (no money so do not socialise – connections break off once you are on the dole and all you have to offer is a cup of value tea) and
  • medium cultural (low income – no money for entertainment; I think my library habit saved me; or my education).

All in all, I think I am a member of the precariat (an ugly portmanteau for precarious proletariat):

This is the most deprived class of all with low levels of economic, cultural and social capital. The everyday lives of members of this class are precarious.

Apparently, 15% of society belong to precariat which is really sad when you think about it. That’s a very large group whose basic human needs are not met. We have very little chance to improve our lot and currently our opportunities are being limited even further by the welfare reform. It makes you wonder how the Tories manage to stay in power when so many people are at the bottom of society.

I am waiting anxiously to hear IDS say that precariat is obviously where all the skivers are – if we only made some effort, we could rejoice with him in the upper echelons of the strivers’ elite class.

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